Ah, the Istanbul Archaeology Museums—a true paradise for dust enthusiasts! Tucked away in the heart of a city brimming with life, it offers visitors the chance to marvel at… rocks. Don’t forget to bask in the glow of ancient pots and broken statues that really bring history to life. Who wouldn’t be thrilled to wander through endless halls of treasures no one asked for? It’s like a time capsule of all the things you didn’t know you needed—until you still don’t. But hey, the building’s nice, so there’s that. What a thrilling experience!