SOOOOO I am going to come out and answer your questions that you are thinking write out of the bat.

Is the coffee good?

NO 

Is it creepy?

Yes with a few asterisks.

The cafe I went to was on the up and up in ever way. The woman where well mannered and the patrons acted well. When I went there I did not know how I was going to feel. But after just a few moments I felt that everyone was happy. So I let my Gard down and had a ok coffee in a place that is a mix of to cute and way to cute.

I will start the story many years form now

( picture me flipping the pages of a old Book next to a fire place)

It all started with  Me a 14 year old boy looking on the internet of cool things to do in Japan. and that is where I saw the maid cafes. And me being so young seeing sexy woman in maid suites I liked it so I added it to my bucket list.

Ok now fast forward to the day I am Japan. I am older and I hope a bit wiser. ( I hope) So me and my friend are looking for things to do and I pull out my good old bucket list and I see, go to a maid cafe and I feel odd it seems like something at is soooooo Japanese but I have heard stories about some of the cafes being a front for something a little more dark.

So I do what any good person would do I look in to some of the best maid cafes there are in Tokyo. One showed up over and again. It was called the Home Cafe.  That is the one that we will go to and my hart…….

We are now in an elevator going up to the 4 story of this cafe and shit this is a big set up there is no joke 5 of these thing all over Japan. Just knowing that I start to think this will be fun and safe.

We get the the front desk and  there is a woman in a beautiful maid outfit. And to say she is cute is an understatement if you were to watch 100 cute baby puppies fighting to see who gets to sleep in the slipper.that might be almost as cute as this woman.

(I am writing this and the assholes that I am asking if this is a cute metaphor are wondering what kind of slippers they are trying to get in so Uggs will do and I love you Jeff and em but fuck you guys) 

I am now distracted  so I am going to just say that this was an amazing time and lots of fun  and my friend from emu park in Australia are distracting as hell.