This was such a wonderful experience but I got horribly lost! I spent two hours just wandering around Melbourne which is not the worst thing in the world, I saw a lot of beautiful places and it was an extremely nice thing to do. Goddamnit it seems like I’m a broken record, I get lost so much but that’s okay.

I didn’t say I didn’t make it to this posh café which is known for its freak shakes.

A freak shake is basically a normal milkshake with about 20 pounds of added things shoved into it – everything from twinkies to brownies to chocolate bars, it’s Interesting experience just to let you know so I don’t sound crazy.

So back to the moment I’m at this posh café and a beautiful woman is chatting with me so I can’t complain, we are chatting about life and I told her that this is on my bucket list. I asked her what’s on her bucket list and just like most people she says I never thought about it. I laugh and once the conversation kind of fizzled out I tell her to give me the craziest freak shake she can give me. She smiles and happily obliges.

So I wander around the café taking photos there’s a really cool drawer made out of espresso heads I thought that’s kind of cool and eventually I wander out to the beautiful sunny day in Melbourne. I sit down and listen to a podcast from Joe Rogan and start learning about interesting shit. I love listening to this guy, I highly suggest you guys listen to him.

Anyways….

Eventually she drops the delightful shake in front of me and just like everybody else I got that magical feeling of excitement once my food is dropped off, I thanked her and it looks crazy. I ask her what it is and she tells me it’s a cherry chocolate brownie – I’m enamored. I started for couple minutes pondering about how much calories are in it but I really don’t want to know.

So I got to sit down and drink magic. Its delightful – creamy and smooth, with a hint of cherry and a shit ton of chocolate, but I do take it slow because I know just how many calories it is I enjoy it and I take it in; Its not something you have everyday. I ponder how to make it bigger, better and more fantastic and think about all the different kinds of things I can put on it.

I have a small stomachache but that’s to be expected. I stand up to pay, give the girl high five and tell her good luck on her bucket list, then I’m off to wander the streets of Melbourne, looking for more things to cross off my list.

Now if I’ve made you consider having a freak shake I highly suggest it but like I said do not go too heavy on it, it would’ve been better if I shared it with somebody and done the classic milkshake photoshoots but that’s different subject, maybe I’ll do that with my lover one day.

I hope you guys enjoy the post and I hope you guys get a chance to have a milkshake! I love you all and I’ll see you soon!